I believe Beyonce said it best when she said, and I quote, “Shawty what yo name is?”
Ana, Peen Whisperer
- Mily:
- I SEE IT HENRY
- I-SEE-IT
- Bobbie says:
- by it do you mean his peen
- HOW HAVE YOU ALREADY FOUND HIS PEEN
- Mily says:
- what else do i ever talk of?
- Bobbie says:
- I have been scoping this man for 5 days
- Mily says:
- gurl. i have a magnet for these things okay
- Bobbie says:
- you have found it in a matter of minutes
- golfclaps
- they could just save us the trouble and give a full frontal shot
- Mily says:
- i think i would die
- Bobbie says:
- his peen is obvs huge
- you can just tell
- you see him walking down the street and it's all 'that guy has a huge dick"
- it just is.
- Mily says:
- LOL
- Bobbie says:
- Like the sunrise and sunset.
- Like the ocean tides.
- Mily says:
- that is a very obvious observation okay
- that pimp walks with a limp for a reason
- ~swagger
- Bobbie says:
- LOLLLL
- Mily says:
- know why swagger happens?
- BIG DICKS
- Bobbie says:
- LOL IRL omg
- Mily says:
- enter: henry cavill
lol irl Emily and her dad ftw. and omfg ‘lots of love,’ that’s so cute.
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These threads are the best thing I’ve ever seen on ONTD. I need to Netflix The Tutors immediately. “Bang you I shall.” This girl is epic. Rated both R and “legendary.”
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My heart beats for this photo.
Amanda, one of my favorite laser-fans sadly can’t find her own laser portrait, but that didn’t stop her from submitting an amazing find: the legendary DOLLY PARTON’S LASERS.
Here’s her story:
Still searching for my own portraits (they’re in a box somewhere - I know, not a proper place for the magic that is the laser background), but I made a special trip to Applebee’s in East Islip, NY just for you. On the wall, there’s a laser portrait of Dolly Parton, so I took a photo of it. Unfortunately, it’s not at the best angle, but perhaps someone could find a digital copy of it somewhere.
And THEN she found the incredible portrait online! Thank you, thank you Amanda!
Lara: so fierce that she didn’t even care when her Paisley dress clashed with the laser background. Yeah, it clashed. Like a He-Man Thunder Punch of amazing. Kudos, Lara. That’s the kind of courage that put GaGa at the top.
I can’t believe I forgot about “We have lasers!!!!!” I will never study again.
Lara
